My Human Mirror

A mirror reflects your actions. It therefore implies that your actions come first and then come the reflections. But what if the mirror could somehow predict your actions? What if the mirror could talk? What could it tell about you? That you are the fairest of them all?

So this is what my human mirror says about me:

1. Be prepared to be called fat all the time, even when you've lost weight

2. Be prepared for his single-minded obsessions with certain things - I present to you sooriwhatshername [edit: sori1004jy]

3. Be prepared to listen to him laugh/tear up at the same joke/inspirational speech, no matter how many times he's heard it

4. Be prepared for loooooooooong walks

5. Be prepared to rate other women on a scale of 1 to 10

6. Be prepared to listen to his outrageous and completely unreal ratings of other women

7. When you see that look of love glinting in his eyes, it's not for you, it's for the glass of beer that's in front of him